Black Sheep – Lasm

I.B. – Interview Bitch
B.S. – When I’m not sure who’s talking, or Dres and Lawnge both are
M.L. – Mista Lawnge
Dres – Who else?
(Yo-Yo: “Don’t try to play me out, don’t try to play me out.”)
I.B. – Hello. We are the hosts of L.A.S.M. association, Ladies Against
Sexist Motherfuckers. And today our guests are Black Sheep. You both
are from New York right?
B.S. – Ah. That’s true. New York. That’s true. Yo.
I.B. – You supposedly met in North Carolina?
B.S. – Yea, yea, yea. North Carolina. Yea. Uh huh. Yea, yea.
I.B. – So what’s the difference between the lifestyles you lead in New
York and North Carolina?
B.S. – Trees and building. Trees and buildings.
Dres – Basically, look, there was tractors, rakes, and hoes down
there. Up here we just got the hoes. You know what I’m saying.
B.S. – Tractors and rakes.
I.B. – Dres, you seem to have a conceited personality. Do you?
Dres – Next question please.
I.B. – Ah. Wow. In your album you disrespect women by calling us hoes.
Why is that?
Dres – Listen, listen, listen. Honey, ho is merely short for honey.
Dig? Hoe is short for honey. We just got lazy and dropped the -ney.
B.S. – Right. Like when you drop to you knees. Right, right.
I.B. – Wait a minute. Do you call you mother, or sister, or your
grandmother a ho? (Go ahead girl)
M.L. – Basically I do. They half hoes. You know what I’m saying.
That’s my point.
I.B. – Mista Lawnge, what do you mean by this nine point five thing?
M.L. – Could we talk about that some other time.
I.B. – But the people want to know.
M.L. – Not right now.
I.B. – But, but.
M.L. – Look, I said later man.
I.B. – I can dig it.
M.L. – I’ll bet she can… ho knows all of my business.
I.B. – Ho